ROAD TRIP

I decided that, in order to be a good driver, I must never go more than five over the speed limit. I decided that, in order to be a good driver, I must always pull into the rightmost lane to allow faster traffic to pass. I decided that, in order to be a good driver, I must only take even-numbered exits. I decided that, in order to be a good driver, I must only pass cars if their license plate is different than mine. I decided that, in order to be a good driver, I must only run the windshield wipers for five wipes in a row. Then we began to argue about why it mattered how many times the wipers wiped. Then you began to tell me that it didn't matter where the license plates were from. Then I let you out of the car because you wanted to take Exit 71.